Have A Devilishly Wicked Time...

People so take for granted their hedonistic eating of other being's dead bodies; the almost nightly or weekly rituals of intoxification; the daily programming & sneering peer pressure...a small vacation away from it all, or one plunging ever deeper, may just stop things from be-deviling you..

Did You Have 2012 Apocalypse and Armageddon Plans?
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The British and US Governments have made contingency plans for zombie invasion: ambient zombie level, enhanced activity level, major outbreak, and   zombie pandemic level. . . Will Horncastle prove to be immune, or is it infected already???
Well, no hot fresh human brains at the Farmer's Markets, but plenty from our rarer cousins..

hog roast banner zebra, kangaroo and ostritch slaughtered
cute piggies mangled banner rare breeds killed

Some happier   critter photos

Cute baby deer butchered goat's head
burger free range

Have a read of the  Health Sermon if you're at all worried about eating Dead Bodies.
Why would North east Lincolnshire Council have information about   Nightmares? - Just what rates of Council Tax and how many refuse bins are they planning for 2013. . .

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Why did the Landlord of the Old Nicks pub completely scour off all the old paint and totally revamp the Victorian windows through 2012 - to have it fresh for Dec and '13...

A small devil,   The Lincoln Imp, is also the mascot of the city..., what's going on here?

German Luftwaffe Cross Decal
Why do business owners in the town spend their rates-relief on large German cars?

Whatever you planned for 2012, whether it was cowering in a nuclear bunker in Nevada; dancing naked at your nearest ancient stone circle; meteor watching and triffid dodging; playing ping pong with a giant rogue long period asteroid, or travelling to a 9-5 as though nothing was happening, it could all have been ameliorated by a short break in the Lincolnshire Wolds.

  big billowing dirty ash cloud eruption with small plane - 2012 Problem, Holiday in Horncastle!
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A Useful Guide To How Much Daylight
or Darkness, Is Left...
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Live Image Looking Down On Horncastle
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day-night divider
(1 deg. in 4 mins)

If we're all still here after the excitement of Dec 21st 2012, the Lincolnshire Wolds are liable to be a welcoming oasis of Peace and calm,
unless   Madame-Bink is there....

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Horncastle is actually closer as a holiday destination
than nearly everywhere else in the known Universe.

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Main Wolds Photo Albums

Church Views

Classic Cars

River Views

Stone Work


Spring Wolds


Town Pan

Food & Drink

Other Shops

Quake Fun

Louth Trip

Town Sprung

Town Snow

Coast Trip


Kids Xmas

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Antiques 2014

....or if you'd rather see some professionally shot County images,
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